America's morning news shows are a tough business, but even stone-cold competitors like Kelly Ripa would have to salute the professionalism of this Polish morning news host who volunteered for a magician's trick only to have her hand impaled.Even more impressive is the degree to which she stays calm (after the initial screaming) despite, y'know, getting stabbed. It's a holiday weekend, so Someecards' translation staff* is on vacation, but you don't need to understand Polish to follow exactly what happens in this cringe-tastic disaster.*A box of elves who don't exist.