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A marmot found its way into this Boise man's new house.

He should've hired a marmot bouncer. (via YouTube)
He should've hired a marmot bouncer. (via YouTube)

You know when you're in high school and your party is about to be busted and you try to get people to leave before the cops or your parents show up? He pretty much did that but with a yellow-bellied marmot, also known as a rock chuck (its a type of ground squirrel). Here's a transcript of everything that he says, which kind of reads like an avant-garde beat poem out of context:

Sources: YouTube | Reddit