"Stay classy, New York."

With unemployment still way too high, I'm always happy to report about a sweet job opening. Like the news anchor gig that should be opening today at News 12 The Bronx. That's because current anchor Matt Pieper didn't realize he was still on the air while discussing the need for more school crossing guards with a reporter, and dropped this bit of wisdom on viewers:

“And Dave wants you to also mention that parents do their fucking jobs and walk their little kids to school on their own and not rely on everyone else. Kind of like people rely on government assistance for their entire lives. And bye Felicia. I actually added the part about government assistance but it’s true. I mean, how old are these kids?”
Sources: Buzzfeed