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Here is a shining example of a young person accomplishing great things.

Do you love watching fast-moving cardboard? Do you find it calming to do the same task over and over again? Do you like seeing towering stacks of stuff? If so, you're in for a treat. Breanna Gray's brother videotaped her assembling pizza boxes as fast as a superhero who survived a toxic accident and received the mediocre superpower of building pizza boxes at super-speed.

I wanted to classify this video as "assembly porn," but apparently there's no such thing as "assembly porn" because I Googled it and didn't find anything. This video also features Breanna's brother, who pulls a classic little brother move by interrupting his sister's impressive skills to tell everyone what they already know is happening. Way to jump around in the background of your own newscast, dude!

Sources: YouTube