Russia is the land of amazing found video. Between shocking dash cam footage and baffling bear clips, there's always something new to enjoy. Factoring in the deliciousness of borscht, we should all give thanks every day that providence put this wonderful country on the map.
Take this supermarket surveillance video. At first, it seems like an ordinary clip of a kid standing unsupervised in a busy store. Nothing weird about that. Then you notice his strange body language. He's rocking back and forth, bending over slightly in a way that suggest abdominal distress. Could he be… but no. He walks off down the aisle, convincing you that everything is as it should be. Then he pauses, lifts his leg, and with a deft shake of his short pants, makes history.
But the video isn't done there. As though we haven't already been spoiled, a man in flip-flops (flip-flops for God's sake!) comes by without noticing the large human turd on the floor. How can this be real? He steps around it several times, once again tricking you into doubting that the inevitable will happen. Then he slips in and smears poop all over the floor.
Merry Christmas, Internet!