If you have a soft spot for pigeons, maybe go watch a different viral video. Everybody else, welcome to the party: You're about to see what happens when a bird collides with a human face traveling at high speed.
At the opening of Spain's Ferrari Land on Friday, people were understandably jazzed to ride Red Force, now Europe's fastest roller coaster. But with great thrills come great risk, and one dude's day was more or less ruined when a pigeon decided to fly right into his neck, splattering him with feathers and blood. You might say the guy got a two-for-one deal here: trying out a state-of-the-art new roller coaster AND experiencing the bizarre emotional roller coaster of sudden pain followed by the horrified realization of what had happened.
Props to our victim here for basically brushing off the poor animal's viscera and enjoying the rest of the ride with a smile on his face. Captain Fun over here.