Post-wisdom tooth surgery videos are a staple of Internet culture. And why shouldn't they be? They allow us to exploit our loved ones at their most vulnerable, and then they become Internet-famous forever. Just look at David After Dentist or that girl who wanted to have sex with Ryan Gosling. They belong to the world now.
This video is sure to go down as a classic too. A Washington teenager named Shelby was being driven home after her surgery, and was reduced to tears because she "thought she'd wake up with bigger boobs." She was laughing throughout, but also crying real tears. And she forgot how to spit. Yeah, this one's good.